9/27/2002

The Stone
If you didn't know I make a new kidney stone every few months and it really sucks ass. It hurts. It really hurts. It really really hurts. Check out the new stone I'm forming right now.

9/26/2002

Bush Speak
Bush is a moron. I can't imagine a president that could be more stupid or lame than this guy. He can't even talk in full sentences and is trying to turn us into a "LET'S ATTACK! THEY MIGHT HURT US!" country. He sucks.

9/22/2002

Fast Food Fever
I give you the Iron Chef of Fast Food! Fast Food Fever! Be prepared for irregular updates and irregular eating on Fast Food Fever! Thanks to Jake J. for the inspiration so long ago at Abuzz.