gadgetryblog: Dog Disguise Kit: "I peed myself so bad when I saw this that I actually had to go and clean up. Normally I can get away with just dabbing the wet patches with my mousemat and spraying some screen cleaner. The Invisible Breed Product really should go to market. Basically, it's a 'costume' that you can put on your killing machine to make it look like a pussy poodle. That way, victims the general public won't be so freaked out when they see you walking a 6-foot fur ball. I so love those ankle pieces. Just check out the dog's face and tell me he doesn't know how much of a dick he looks!"